I didn’t sign up for this

by | Jan 1, 2024

Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more. Be that as it may, I brought innovators through the ages for the betterment of mankind, not to foster a silencing, corrupt regime.The world deserves better, and...

Official Notice

by | Dec 25, 2023

OFFICIAL NOTICE I found this bit of trash in the common area earlier. I don’t know which of you is making these, but it has to stop. As of now, ciphers and secret codes are heretofore contraband. This grade-school silliness has to stop. Get back to researching...

Notes on the Ether

by | Dec 10, 2023

The luminiferous ether, my dear readers, is not merely an abstract concept. It is the very medium that permeates the cosmos, a conduit through which energy and electromagnetic waves traverse the vast expanse of space. This ethereal medium is the key to wireless...

To the Director: Aristotle is a filthy roommate

by | Dec 9, 2023

To the Director: In the intimate confines of shared spaces and contemplative dwellings, a man’s habits reveal more than mere idiosyncrasies; they become the embodiment of his character, illuminating virtues and, alas, exposing deficiencies. Permit me to broach a...

Congratulations to Mary Shelley

by | Dec 9, 2023

 Congratulations to My Esteemed Mary Shelley, Allow me to extend my sincerest felicitations upon her remarkable feat—an endeavor that bridges the chasm between the animate and the inert, a venture that intertwines the realms of creation and reanimation. Her...

Franklin: New Possibilities

by | Dec 9, 2023

My Dear Friends and Fellow Curious Minds, It is with unbounded delight and an ever-zealous spirit that I share my musings upon the wondrous innovations and gadgets that have emerged from the hallowed halls of the Society of Enigmas. Oh, how my heart swells with joy at...